Oslo, July 10, 2026

After months of political scandals, Norway is experiencing a wave of national euphoria through the success of its national football team at the ongoing World Cup, a wave that has swept the country all the way to the quarterfinal against England.

A Country in Rowing Fever

For weeks, Norwegian football fans have been belting out "Ro! Ro! Ro!" and "rowing" on dry land for their team — in parliament, in kindergartens, and at festivals. The celebratory ritual has become a nationwide phenomenon. A spokesperson for the transport operator explained: "Die wenigsten von uns können schließlich nach Hause rudern."